Sunday 26 April 2009

Race Day

No, not ethnic minorities, they get enough of the press for doing things, like being the objects of abuse, or being the abusers, it's so difficult to be politically correct nowadays I just give up. As you may have noticed.

Damn white bastards.

See, I had to use white, because otherwise it's racist. Now, granted, I am fairly white, but if someone of a different ethnic or national background said that, would it be construed as racist? It seems the stereotypical racist incident is white guys hurling abuse at black and asian people. What about all the black/asian tension? What about the inherent racial tensions between different groups of asians? Holy God, we even have people from "ethnic minorities" being abusive to white people! It's a strange world we live in where people focus and separate themselves on their differences instead of learning from other peoples' culture and becoming a stronger race.

Indeed, I've noticed on buses and trains people will always try and stay as far away from you as possible, trying to stay in their own little spaces. It just seems like people want to be left alone nowadays, and it's sad. Thank you very much, Mrs "Iron Lady."

Still, Race Day. The London Marathon. My dad ran it, well done to him.

Wish I could have seen more of it, but I'm such a lazy sod. That's why I'm so scared of exams. It's a terrible thing to be scared of, because with some fears you can grapple with them and overcome them. These make life like trench warfare: the buildup is horrendous, bearing down on your psyche like the Moon itself crashing into Earth, before Zeus' thunderbolt claps and suddenly they're everywhere, and it's all you can do to keep fighting against horrible odds and not turn your rifle on yourself. And then comes the gas.....

Well maybe not the gas, but still, exams are a horrid stage of life and are utterly pointless in a practical sense. Still, once they're over, 4 MONTH SUMMER HOLIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Party down.

Ah I do envy..... them, those people. You know the ones I mean. The people with those shirts and that sort of swagger... ahh I'm just talking crap now, see you lovely lot later! (Notice my aliteration; now, if I were in an exam, I would have to analyse that. Perhaps you might say I use the aliteration of "l" to emphasise the beginning of "lovely", extending it to really give it meaning. Well, no, sorry, I did it because it sounded vaguely amusing and I was bored. Fuck you, AQA!)

3 comments:

Wategwann said...

fuck you AQA indeed:D and altho thatcher ws a bitch..blame liberal thinking for such a permissive society;) shuda doen politics drop-out!! nice post;)

Anonymous said...

Oh, Simmonds (or should that be Sassoon?!). Only you could draw parallels between exam season and WW1. Only you. :')

thew said...

yeah fuck AQA! and fuck not standing near people on trains! and white folk! BAH.