It seems like only two millenia ago since our great leader George "Wanker" Bush was "voted in" to "run America" as President. How sad it is that this great, verile, Creationist is going to be leaving us towards the beginning of November (about fucking time!)
I have always been a major fan of George Bush. Not because of his sterling foreign and economic policies.
I love him IN SPITE of that.
He has given me many reasons to chuckle over the last 8th of a decade. He has come out with so many outrageously hilarious comments and actions (such as winking at the Queen. Seriously, what the hell???) that his passing will be hard for us all. I personally hope he takes up work as a stand-up comedian when he leaves office. Or, as they call it in the USA, the Governor of Texas.
Below are some classic (true) quotes that His great mouth has uttered over the last 8 years:
"It's clearly a budget. It has a lot of numbers in it." And people wonder why we're in recession.
"I know the Human Being and the Fish can coexist peacefully." I presume he's talking about over-fishing, but it's more likely it's about animal husbandry.
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." OK...
"There's no question that as soon as I was elected, the storn clouds were almost directly overhead." At least he doesn't deny it.
"I have made great decisions in the past. I have made great decisions in the future." George Bush is the only known human to have travelled in time. It really fucked his brain up.
"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican." This embodies everything that is wrong in America at present.
"For NASA, space is still a high priority." He's talking about office space, surely... please...
"Public speaking is very easy." A personal favourite.
These are just a small selection of the vast collection of gems. I'm just sad I don't have the time or the patience to write them all, but I'm sure you get the idea. Life will certainly be less amusing, when we have an American President who thinks it's funny to sing "Bomb bomb bomb Iran" on live radio. I'm not American, or Iranian, but personally I'm terrified.
One last, very recent quote to finish off with. "I wish I could just fix the economy by just clicking my fingers. But, obviously, it doesn't work that way." Really? You've spent... what, a month, working that out? Well it looks like he's getting the hang of this a little too late.
In loving memory of George W. Bush, American president, you will be sorely missed, and yet, not.
Let's just hope America makes the right choice in November, or else we will likely be facing very dark times indeed.
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if i was there when he winked at the queen i may be like: *jumps over a barrier* OI YOU! GET OFF MY QUEEN, then knock 'is lights out sunshine. that would teach him.
i would love to see ol' bush as a stand-up, i can just imagine it:
'so... black people, i mean, what the fuck are they all about?!'
jokes! You're being a tad harsh on Bush, but hilarious nonetheless! and americans arent gonna make the right choice in november, because there IS no right choice, both candidates are american!
"Let's just hope America makes the right choice in November, or else we will likely be facing very dark times indeed."
EXACTLY!
Don't vote for Obama; it's a trick!
I wonder how much more intelligent George Bush's wife is compared to him.
would be better if he died or something
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